Your Questions About Brick Calculator For House

Are these good riddles and answers ?

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so…

Below is a very private way to gauge you loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or still a MENSA candidate.

Ok, relax… clear your mind, and begin.

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Q: What do you put in a toaster?
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A: The answer is bread. If you said “toast,” then give up now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If you said “bread”, go to the next question.

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Q: Say “silk” five times. Now, spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
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A: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as “Children’s World.” If you said “water”, then proceed to the next question.

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Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
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A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said “glass”, then go on to the next question.

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Q: Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no-man’s-land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors—East Germany or West Germany or in “no-man’s-land?”
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A: You don’t, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated… If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors” then proceed to the next question.

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Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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A: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything else other than “one degree,” you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

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Q: Without using a calculator—You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?
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A: Oh, for Heaven’s sake… It was you!

Do you want to be tested?

A test too far for some!

How’s your aging intelligence? Take the following test
(5 questions) here and determine if you are losing it
or are still “with it.” The spaces are so you don’t
see the answers until you have made your own….

OK, relax, clear your mind and…. begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

A. The answer is “bread.” If you said “toast,” then
give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
yourself.

If you said, “bread,” go to Question 2.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do
cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please
do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as “Children’s World.”

If you said, “water” then proceed to Question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
“green bricks,” what the devil are you still doing
here reading these questions??
If you said “glass,” then go on to Question 4.

4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree
every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand
move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or
anything other than “one degree,” you are to be
congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.!

5. Without using a calculator — You are driving a bus
from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off
the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off
and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember?
YOU are the driver!

Now pass this along to all your “friends” and hope
they do better than you did!

It’s the time of year for the senior citizens test, are you ready? Let me know how you do. Good Luck!?

It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise
>of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
>older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you
>lose it! Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of
>intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you’re
>losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers
>until you’ve made your answer.
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>OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
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>1. What do you put in a toaster?
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>Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” give up now and do something else.
>Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
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>2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
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>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” don’t attempt the next
>question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
>yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
>However, if you said “water”, proceed to question 3.
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>3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
>blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
>is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” why
>are you still reading these??? If you said “glass,” go on to Question
>4.
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>4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
>into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, TWO
>engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
>also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
>engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
>the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany.
>Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
>man’s land”?
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>Answer: You don’t bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a
>dunce and you must stop. If you said, “You don’t bury survivors”,
>proceed to the next question.
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>5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to
>Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
>Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,
>two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and
>16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get
>on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive
>at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own name? It
>was YOU!!
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>Now pass this along to all your friends.
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>PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

Time for a test! Lets see how you do, remember it’s just a joke!?

>Subject: FW: Annual Senior Citizen’s Test
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>I fyou don’t do well don’t panic it’s the sign of a tired mind
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>
>It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise
>of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
>older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you
>lose it! Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of
>intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you’re
>losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers
>until you’ve made your answer.
>
>
>
>OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
>
>
>
>
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>
>1. What do you put in a toaster?
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>Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” give up now and do something else.
>Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
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>2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
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>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” don’t attempt the next
>question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
>yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
>However, if you said “water”, proceed to question 3.
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>3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
>blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
>is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” why
>are you still reading these??? If you said “glass,” go on to Question
>4.
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>4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
>into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, TWO
>engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
>also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
>engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
>the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany.
>Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
>man’s land”?
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>
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>Answer: You don’t bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a
>dunce and you must stop. If you said, “You don’t bury survivors”,
>proceed to the next question.
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>
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>5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to
>Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
>Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,
>two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and
>16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get
>on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive
>at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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>
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>
>
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>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own name? It
>was YOU!!
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>Now pass this along to all your friends.
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>PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

Another Joke 4 U ALL?

Test for Dementia”

“It’s that time of year to take our annual ‘senior citizen’ test.”

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you
lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your
answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster

Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” don’t

Attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even
overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said “water”, proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” why
are you still reading these???
If you said “glass,” go on to Question 4.

4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight,
TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany, or no man’s land”?

Answer: You don’t bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a dunce and you must stop. If you said,
“You don’t bury survivors”, proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!